A unieke collection of fascinating and truly weird newspaper stories that were actually published, like: Three handicapped monkeys mug mountain men Police are scouring the slopes of one of China’s holiest mountains for three mugger monkeys who, according to reports have been robbing tourists and pilgrims. ‘Each of the three old monkeys has a physical defect. One is hare-lipped, another is one-eyed and the third has only three fingers on its right hand!’ Hamster horror - super hamster feared! Robot jailed! Kilted soldiers sought for virility tests! Wanted: Extra terrestrials. Researcher wants to meet people from other planets or space time continuums. Please write with details.. .